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what am I doing on this fuckin website

Who am I? Twelve? Ya

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lesbianspacepilot:

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

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teaonatrain:

when you succeed at something you usually suck at

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m-korlan:

the writers of futurama saw trump coming 1000 years away

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queenmogar117:

chefpyro:

anyway

this explains so much about my sense of humor

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  • Jeremy Clarkson: Going to meetings, writing stuff down, you love that nerd stuff.
  • James May: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?
  • Jeremy Clarkson: Just forget stuff, like a cool person.
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tinytheursaring:

what the fuck